Category Archives: Guest rules

03/21/2011 · 7:32 am

Rule #433

Rule #433:   Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.”  You’re 6, and she’s 27.  I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….


Thanks, Beth T.


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03/16/2011 · 8:59 am

Rule #431

Rule #431:  Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!


Thanks, Amy E.


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03/15/2011 · 8:11 am

Rule #430

Rule #430:  You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.


Thanks, Michelle B.


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03/14/2011 · 5:29 pm

Rule #429

Rule #429:


Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.


Thanks, Robyn H.

 

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03/09/2011 · 7:36 am

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.


Thanks, Melissa T.


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02/22/2011 · 7:23 am

Rule #426

Rule #426:  It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow.  Wait for a kleenex please!


Thanks, Sabrina A.


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02/19/2011 · 1:32 pm

Rule #425

Rule #425:   No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.


Thanks, Jessica BB.


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02/18/2011 · 7:46 am

Rule #424

Rule #424: It is never ok to put a blanket over your head while standing on your bed to “hide” from your brother… you may just end up going through the drywall and leaving a child sized hole in the wall.


Thanks, Amy O.


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02/16/2011 · 7:24 am

Rule #423

Rule #423: If the kid down the street is teasing your baby brother relentlessly, you should come home and inform me of it. Please do not get into an old school street rumble in which you (9 years old) and your 12 yr old sister gang up on the 8 yr old alleged bully, reducing him to tears, and sending him home to his mother. You should also not come home bragging that “another target has been neutralized.”


Thanks, Michelle C.

 

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