Category Archives: OA

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07/16/2010 · 5:38 pm

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

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06/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #341

Rule #341: No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not. If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.

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05/09/2010 · 9:02 am

Happy Mother’s Day 2010

Filed under GC, OA, SR

04/06/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #295

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

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02/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #264

Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.

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Category Archives: OA

Rule #550

Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

Rule #521

Rule #521: No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.

Rule #514

Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.

Rule #508

Rule #508: You may no longer borrow Mommy’s camera.

Rule #397

Rule #397:

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

Rule #341

Rule #341: No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not. If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.

Happy Mother’s Day 2010

Rule #295

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

Rule #264

Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.

Category Archives: OA

Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

Rule #521: No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.

Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.

Rule #508: You may no longer borrow Mommy’s camera.

Rule #397:

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

Rule #341: No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not. If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.