Category Archives: OA
Rule #139
Rule #139: Please do not throw ketchup packets and pickles at our new friends. At least wait until we know them better.
Sorry, MaryAnn & kids. We’re working on manners, I swear.
Rule #129
Rule #129: It is extremely uncool to be at the best water park in the whole wide world and whine about how you’re bored.
Yep, Meanest Mommies… this is where we were today when the 9 yr old whined about being bored. That did not go over well.
Filed under OA
Rule #122
Rule #122: Things you should not do at the Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine:
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Stick your feet out of the train to rub them against the coal walls
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Kick the boy next to you
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Kiss the stranger sitting behind you
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Scream, “Can we go home now!?!” while the tour guide is talking
Rule #109
Rule #109: If you can’t figure out that getting ready for Gifted & Talented Summer School includes getting dressed, eating breakfast, and brushing your teeth, then maybe we need to re-evaluate your eligibility.
Thanks to Meanest Daddy for the guest rule!
Filed under Guest rules, OA
Rule #106
Rule #106: No throwing a giant fit when we get a brand-new-super-fancy-DVD-playing minivan because now there’s nowhere good to put your paperback book.
Filed under OA
Rule #100
Rule #100: When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.
This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100. Enjoy! 🙂
Filed under OA
Rule #95
Rule #95: You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.
Filed under OA
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there. I hope you are enjoying your whine-free day as much as I am enjoying mine. 🙂
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
Mother’s Day Quiz
In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old. He brought this home from school today. Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those of you who know Meanest Mommy in real life will find this especially hilarious)….
Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz
1. Correct.
2. Wrong. It’s green.
3. Wrong and VERY wrong. Mac & cheese is fine, but I prefer pizza or filet mignon or ice cream or cake or french fries, making the idea that I don’t like junk food seem extremely silly.
4. Wrong. Meanest Mommy doesn’t like Adventureland and hasn’t been there in almost 20 years. Meanest Daddy takes the kids there sometimes. Is the 4 yr old getting us mixed up? Is he so excited to be at Adventureland that he doesn’t even know what grown-up is there with him?
5. The. Best. Answer. Ever. He doesn’t know a thing about Meanest Mommy, but at least he loves her. 🙂
Sean scored 2 for 5. He did so poorly that Olivia said, “Mom is this supposed to be about YOU? This doesn’t describe you AT ALL!” How does your kid score?
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 