Category Archives: SR
Rule #112
Rule #112: It is not necessary to interrupt me just to tell me that you weren’t talking to me.
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Rule #102
Rule #102: No, you may not have ice cream and a rice krispie treat for breakfast.
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Rule #93
Rule #93: Please do not drink from the straw after you’ve already stuck it up your nose.
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Rule #91
Rule #91: When we are waiting at the hair salon, please don’t squirt stuff out of all the bottles.
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Rule #88
Rule #88: When Mommy says, “Please don’t poke your brother,” responding with “I didn’t poke him. That was a punch,” is not a good idea.
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Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there. I hope you are enjoying your whine-free day as much as I am enjoying mine. 🙂
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
Mother’s Day Quiz
In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old. He brought this home from school today. Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those of you who know Meanest Mommy in real life will find this especially hilarious)….
Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz
1. Correct.
2. Wrong. It’s green.
3. Wrong and VERY wrong. Mac & cheese is fine, but I prefer pizza or filet mignon or ice cream or cake or french fries, making the idea that I don’t like junk food seem extremely silly.
4. Wrong. Meanest Mommy doesn’t like Adventureland and hasn’t been there in almost 20 years. Meanest Daddy takes the kids there sometimes. Is the 4 yr old getting us mixed up? Is he so excited to be at Adventureland that he doesn’t even know what grown-up is there with him?
5. The. Best. Answer. Ever. He doesn’t know a thing about Meanest Mommy, but at least he loves her. 🙂
Sean scored 2 for 5. He did so poorly that Olivia said, “Mom is this supposed to be about YOU? This doesn’t describe you AT ALL!” How does your kid score?
Rule #83
Rule #83: Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…
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Screaming at the top of your lungs.
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Trying to escape and hide.
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Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.
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Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.
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Pulling down the bulletin board.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 