Rule #330
Rule #330: Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.” I will figure it out somehow. Especially when the bite is on his cheek.
Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rule #329
Rule #329: If you are going to put a blanket over your head and walk up to your brother to call him a jerk face, you might want to make sure that you actually do walk up to your brother, rather than your mom.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
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Rule #328
Rule #328: Tooth brushing is required on weekends too.
Thanks, Erin O.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #327
Rule #327: Chewing green beans but not actually swallowing them does not count as eating your vegetables.
Thanks, Mary B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #326
Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #325
Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class.
Thanks, Carol M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #324
Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.
Thanks, Paula B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #323
Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.
Filed under GC
Rule #322
Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.
Thanks, Beth K.!
Filed under Guest rules
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