Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.
Thanks, Sherri B.!
Rule #211
Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.
Thanks, Christine Z.!
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Rule #210
Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.
Thank you, Kelley P.!
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Rule #209
Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.
Thanks, April H!
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Rule #207
Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.
Thanks, Wendy E.!
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Rule #206
Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)
Thanks, April N.!
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Rule #205
Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.
Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).
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Rule #204
Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)
Thanks, Kathy P.!
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Rule #203
Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.
Thanks, Stephen B.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 