Rule #171
Rule #171: When Mom says your time is up on the internet, that doesn’t mean that you have time to update your Facebook status and to send out 5 more instant messages before you actually start shutting down the computer.
Thanks, Jessica T.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #170
Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.
Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #169
Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #168
Rule #168: No, you may NOT ride the bike if you pull your brother off of it and declare him a bad rider.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #167
Rule #167: No, you may not dance an Irish jig on the narrow sidewalk that is flanked with oncoming traffic.
Thanks, Christie CC!
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Rule #166
Rule #166: When Mommy reminded you to bring your leftover cold lunch home from school, she meant the uneaten food and the lunch box. She did not mean that half full juice box which is now all over your backpack, your take-home folder, your library book, and the van.
Filed under SR
Rule #165
Rule #165: It is really not polite to run over to a stranger’s table at McDonald’s and drink their beverage.
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Rule #164
Rule #164: Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.
Thanks, Leslie K.!
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Rule #163
Rule #163: You may not shove your baby brother for smiling at you.
Thanks, Sherri B!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 