Meanest Mommy is happy to introduce a guest rule by Tanya S. (thanks for letting me know that my kids aren’t the only ones to do these crazy things!)…
Rule #13
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
Rule #12
Rule #12: When Mommy is in the laundry room for 30 seconds, that is not an invitation to pour her favorite fancy bubble bath in the sink, in the tub, in the toilet, on the floor, on the rug, and on your shirt and hands.
Rule #11
Rule #11: When Mommy asks you to take a break from your computer game to get ready for school, “I’m BUSY!!” is not an appropriate response.
Filed under OA
Rule #10
Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.
Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over?
Filed under GC
Rule #9
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
Filed under GC
Meanest Mommy is out of town
I am out of town at a birth conference. I asked Meanest Daddy to write some guest rules, but he says that the kids are behaving perfectly so far. Hmmmm….. are they REALLY behaving better for him? Or does he just want me to think that?
Filed under Uncategorized
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 