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03/29/2012 · 6:47 am

Rule #505

Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”

Thanks, Amanda A.

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03/05/2012 · 7:00 am

Rule #495

Rule #495: Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.

Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.

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02/29/2012 · 12:37 pm

Rule #494

Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.

Thanks, Kim P.

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08/31/2011 · 8:58 am

Rule #454

Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.

Thanks, Lauren H.

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04/25/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

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03/17/2011 · 8:54 am

Rule #432

Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.

Thanks, Kelly S.

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03/14/2011 · 5:29 pm

Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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02/25/2011 · 5:13 pm

Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.

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02/13/2011 · 9:21 am

Rule #422

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

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01/19/2011 · 11:03 am

Rule #418

Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.

Thanks, Julie F.

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Tag Archives: Are you kidding me?

Rule #505

Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”

Thanks, Amanda A.

Rule #495

Rule #495: Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.

Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.

Rule #494

Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.

Thanks, Kim P.

Rule #454

Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.

Thanks, Lauren H.

Rule #440

Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.

Rule #422

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

Rule #418

Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.

Thanks, Julie F.

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Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”

Thanks, Amanda A.

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Rule #495: Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.

Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.

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Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.

Thanks, Kim P.

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Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.

Thanks, Lauren H.

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Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

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Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.

Thanks, Kelly S.

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Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.

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Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

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Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.

Thanks, Julie F.

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