Tag Archives: Are you kidding me?

11/22/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #411

Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, pepperoni, pizza, rules, school age

11/05/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #407

Rule #407: When you ask Mommy the question, “Can you bring me some dangerous things, please?” she will always, always say, “No.” And it does not make any difference if you use your manners.

Thanks, Kristina F.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, danger, manners, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

10/21/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #400

Rule #400: Fifty pounds of bread flour does not belong in the family room.

Thanks, Danelle S.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, flour, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, OMG, parenting, rules, vaccuum

10/08/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #395

Rule #395: You are required to wear the costume/snow suit/dress up clothes for at least as long as it took me to get you dressed in it.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, costume, dress up clothes, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, snow suit

09/24/2010 · 9:22 am

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, folded laundry, hamper, in trouble, laundry, mean, meanest mommy, middle school age, mom, parenting, rude, rules

09/16/2010 · 1:25 pm

Rule #382

Rule #382: Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, grocery store, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, upc codes

09/10/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #378

Rule #378: When I ask you, “What are you supposed to be doing?” the right answer will never be, “Playing with my privates.”

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, privates, rules, wrong answer

09/07/2010 · 9:25 am

Rule #376

Rule #376: Yelling at the top of your lungs that your sister is smothering you is not going to get you out of going to bed. Especially if she is in the kitchen with me working on her homework.

Thanks, Raini T.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, bedtime, fake tattling, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

08/19/2010 · 6:53 am

Rule #364

Rule #364: Don’t touch the eggs!

Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies. 😦

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, eggs, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

08/12/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #363

Rule #363: No, I will not give your brother a time-out for name calling. He called you “Leelia.” That is your name.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean, meanest, mom, mommy, name, name-calling, parenting, rules, sticks & stone, time-out