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11/08/2009 · 10:49 am

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

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11/06/2009 · 5:58 pm

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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11/05/2009 · 8:37 am

Rule #206

Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)

Thanks, April N.!

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11/04/2009 · 6:08 pm

Rule #205

Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

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11/03/2009 · 8:02 am

Rule #204

Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

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11/01/2009 · 10:59 am

Rule #203

Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.

Thanks, Stephen B.!

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10/30/2009 · 10:07 am

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

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10/29/2009 · 12:34 pm

Rule #201

Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.

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10/28/2009 · 7:29 am

Rule #200

Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.

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10/27/2009 · 7:23 am

Rule #199

Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.

Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?

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Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

Rule #206

Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)

Thanks, April N.!

Rule #205

Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

Rule #204

Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

Rule #203

Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.

Thanks, Stephen B.!

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

Rule #201

Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.

Rule #200

Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.

Rule #199

Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.

Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?

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Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

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Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)

Thanks, April N.!

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Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

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Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

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Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.

Thanks, Stephen B.!

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Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

Share this:

Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.

Share this:

Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.

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Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.

Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?

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