Tag Archives: mean

10/26/2009 · 2:50 pm

Rule #198

Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.

Thanks, Jessa F.!

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Tagged as bedtime, glue, googly eyes, mean, meanest mommy, mom, pajamas, parenting, penis, rules, scary

10/23/2009 · 9:59 am

Rule #197

Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

Filed under GC

Tagged as bath, catsup, ketchup, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

10/22/2009 · 12:11 pm

Rule #196

Rule #196: I know that your baby sister is very sweet, but you still may not lick her.

Thanks, Lauri E.!

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Tagged as baby, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, sweet

10/20/2009 · 9:38 am

Rule #195

Rule #195: These items do not belong in the running fan: goldfish crackers, a paintbrush, blocks, your brother’s glasses.

Thanks, Milisa S.!

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Tagged as blocks, fan, glasses, goldfish crackers, mean, meanest mommy, mom, paintbrush, parenting, rules

10/19/2009 · 9:44 am

Rule #194

Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Erin A.!

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Tagged as brush, dog, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toothbrush

10/17/2009 · 10:22 am

Rule #193

Rule #193: Dear second grader…the “suffer with the baby that wants to get up and play in the middle of the night” clause of our contract expired quite some time ago. Renegotiation of said contract is not an option.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Tagged as awake, Go to sleep!, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age

10/16/2009 · 8:09 am

Rule #192

Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, potty, rules, toddler

10/15/2009 · 8:38 am

Rule #191

Rule #191: If you didn’t throw your puzzle pieces around like a crazy man, then maybe you would have them all when you actually want to put together the puzzle.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Tagged as lost puzzle piece, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, puzzle, rules

10/13/2009 · 2:59 pm

Rule #190

Rule #190: Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.

Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, sneeze, snot

10/12/2009 · 1:17 pm

Rule #189

Rule #189: We usually leave for school at 8:10am. 8:09am is not the best time to ask for help with your homework that is due today.

Filed under OA

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, homework, late, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age