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03/30/2010 · 7:30 am

Rule #289

Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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03/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #288

Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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03/27/2010 · 8:41 am

Rule #287

Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).

Thanks, Megan K.!

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03/25/2010 · 2:18 pm

Rule #285

Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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03/24/2010 · 7:29 am

Rule #284

Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.

This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!

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03/23/2010 · 7:39 am

Rule #283

Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.

Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!

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03/21/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #282

Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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03/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #281

Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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03/19/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #280

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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03/18/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #279

Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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Rule #289

Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #288

Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

Rule #287

Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).

Thanks, Megan K.!

Rule #285

Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.

Thanks, Jill J.!

Rule #284

Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.

This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!

Rule #283

Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.

Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!

Rule #282

Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

Rule #281

Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

Rule #280

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #279

Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).

Thanks, Megan K.!

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Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.

This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!

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Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.

Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!

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Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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