Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
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Rule #103
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
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Rule #101
Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.
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Rule #98
Rule #98: Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.
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Rule #96
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
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Rule #80
Rule #80: Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 