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04/22/2011 · 10:47 am

Rule #439

Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.



Thanks, J’s Mom.


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04/14/2011 · 9:00 am

Rule #438

Rule #438:  Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”


Thanks, Carrie HW.


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04/06/2011 · 10:46 am

Rule #437

Rule #437:  No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.


Thanks, Robyn H.


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04/04/2011 · 10:35 am

Rule #436

Rule #436:  Do not feed cheese to the fish.


Thanks, Amy S.


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03/31/2011 · 7:44 am

Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

 

Thanks, Melissa M.

 

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03/30/2011 · 7:26 am

Rule #434

Rule #434:   Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.


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03/21/2011 · 7:32 am

Rule #433

Rule #433:   Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.”  You’re 6, and she’s 27.  I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….


Thanks, Beth T.


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03/16/2011 · 8:59 am

Rule #431

Rule #431:  Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!


Thanks, Amy E.


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03/15/2011 · 8:11 am

Rule #430

Rule #430:  You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.


Thanks, Michelle B.


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