Tag Archives: preschooler
Rule #36
Rule #36: No matter how many times you say it, I will not be convinced that the lyrics are actually “Eenie Miny Mo! Catch a tiny ho!”
Filed under SR
Rule #31
Rule #31: I don’t care how pretty the glittery easter egg is. Next time, please peel it before you attempt to eat it.
Thanks to Renee C. for the guest rule. What in the world are you feeding your kid for breakfast? 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #30
Rule #30: It is not okay to hug the neighbor in the white sweatshirt until after you’ve wiped the tomato sauce off your face.
Rule #29
Rule #29: Just because you don’t feel like taking a nap doesn’t mean that your little brother doesn’t need one. Quiet down, kid!
Filed under SR
Rule #24
Rule #24: When you go potty in a public restroom, there is no need to give a play-by-play of exactly what you are doing.
Filed under SR
Rule #22
Rule #22: No, I will not give you more bath water. You had plenty until you dumped half of it on the bathroom floor.
Rule #20
Rule #20: Mommy does not like this sort of thing….
- Mommy: Thanks for putting your clothes in the hamper.
- 4 yr old: WHATEVER!
- Mommy: Saying “Whatever” isn’t very nice.
- 4 yr old: Why not?
- Mommy: It means, “I don’t care about what you’re saying.”
- 4 yr old: But Mom, I DON’T care about what you’re saying.
Sigh.
Filed under SR
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 