Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.
Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!
Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.
Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.
Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.
Rule #152: Please get ready after this game on Mario Kart. And when I say “after this game,” I mean next time there’s a short break. I do not care that you define “a game” as 4 races with 3 laps in each race. Or you can just PUSH PAUSE already!
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 