Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.
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Rule #247
Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #242
Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.
Thanks, Abby G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #227
Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.
Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #218
Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.
Thanks, Tisa J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #217
Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!
Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #210
Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.
Thank you, Kelley P.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #197
Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.
Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.
Filed under GC
Rule #192
Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
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