Tag Archives: toddler
Rule #177
Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.
Rule #175
Rule #175: Don’t put underwear in your oatmeal.
Thanks to Lauren C. who also shared the story on this rule. “I was busy vacuuming (which was very difficult to do since my kids lost one of the attachments and the cover for the hole that keeps all of the stuff from flying back out, but I digress), and when I finished I came out to the dining room to see a bowl of oatmeal on the floor with a pair of underwear mushed into it.” Lauren – I hope that teaches you that vacuuming is never a good idea. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #165
Rule #165: It is really not polite to run over to a stranger’s table at McDonald’s and drink their beverage.
Filed under SR
Rule #160
Rule #160: Please do not take that mint out of our mouth and rub it on the dirty bike tire.
Rule #153
Rule #153: It is not (nor will it ever be) okay to give the kittens a bath in the toilet.
Thanks, Sabbath! And I hope your kittens are okay. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #151
Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba): If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler. There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.
Filed under GC, Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #149
Rule #149: Flinging yogurt on the floor will cause a ban on all yogurt products and earn you a one way ticket to your room.
Thanks to Julie who has the distinct honor of being “the worst mommy ever” to her kids.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #144
Rule #144: That little fuzzy-lined slot on the van’s CD player is NOT for inserting coins.
Thanks, Kelly S., and enjoy your new CD player. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 