Monthly Archives: April 2009
Rule #66
Rule #66: If you’re going to break stuff, please break OUR stuff. Not the stuff at a friend’s house. The first time we go over there.
Filed under GC
Rule #65
Rule #65: Just because it says on the internet that guinea pigs are good swimmers does not mean that we should put them in our bathtub.
Filed under OA
Rule #64
Rule #64: When all the other kids are meeting the new teacher and saying, “Nice to meet you Ms. J.,” and shaking her hand, I wish you wouldn’t make that strange series of noises & head butt her.
Rule #63
Rule #63: It’s not okay to use Mom’s antique crock as a popcorn bowl!
Thanks, Melissa S. Mmmmm…. popcorn!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #62
Rule #62: When I said, “Yes, you can pick up that rock,” I did not mean, “Yes, you can rub that rock across the front of your glasses.” WTH?
Filed under SR
Rule #61
Rule #61: Screaming about how much you hate the dinner Mommy is making when you’re currently sitting in timeout is not a good idea.
Filed under OA
Rule #60
Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.
Rule #59
Rule #59: When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.
I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 