Monthly Archives: April 2009

Rule #67

Rule #67:  Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack.  That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days.  BRING IT ON!


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Rule #66

Rule #66:  If you’re going to break stuff, please break OUR stuff. Not the stuff at a friend’s house. The first time we go over there.


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Rule #65

Rule #65:  Just because it says on the internet that guinea pigs are good swimmers does not mean that we should put them in our bathtub.


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Rule #64

Rule #64:   When all the other kids are meeting the new teacher and saying, “Nice to meet you Ms. J.,” and shaking her hand, I wish you wouldn’t make that strange series of noises & head butt her.


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Rule #63

Rule #63:  It’s not okay to use Mom’s antique crock as a popcorn bowl!

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Thanks, Melissa S.  Mmmmm…. popcorn!


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Rule #62

Rule #62: When I said, “Yes, you can pick up that rock,” I did not mean, “Yes, you can rub that rock across the front of your glasses.” WTH?



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Rule #61

Rule #61: Screaming about how much you hate the dinner Mommy is making when you’re currently sitting in timeout is not a good idea.



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Rule #60

Rule #60:  There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.



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Rule #59

Rule #59:  When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.

 

I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!

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Rule #58

Rule #58:  No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).


 

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