Monthly Archives: April 2009
Rule #45
Rule #45: No crying because I did not save that piece of confetti from your birthday party 4 weeks ago.
Filed under OA
Rule #44
Rule #44: When everyone else at church is completely silent, please do not ask “Is church done now? Is Church Done Now? IS CHURCH DONE NOW?!?!” The more times you ask this, the longer church seems to last.
Thanks, to Jenni F. from Ames, IA.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #43
Rule #43: On Easter, you may not scream and cry because Mommy & Daddy won’t let you throw the hard-boiled eggs. And while we’re making Easter rules, please don’t put any more M&Ms up your nose.
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
Filed under GC
Rule #42
Rule #42: It is not necessary to text your parents when they are out to dinner with friends to ask what to do with the leftover Easter grass.
Thanks, Tracie A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #41
Rule #41: Why didn’t one of you tell me ages ago that throwing up my hands and making it a “Whining, Screaming, and Fighting Day” would result in the best behavior I’ve seen in months?
Rule #40
Rule #40: Mommy is begging you not to open the locked door & run out while she is peeing in a public restroom.
Filed under GC
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
