Monthly Archives: November 2009

11/15/2009 · 10:01 am

Rule #213

Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.

Thanks, Jill K!

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11/13/2009 · 11:30 am

Rule #212

Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.

Thanks, Sherri B.!

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11/12/2009 · 10:13 am

Rule #211

Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

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11/11/2009 · 4:38 pm

Rule #210

Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.

Thank you, Kelley P.!

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11/10/2009 · 10:38 am

Rule #209

Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.

Thanks, April H!

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11/08/2009 · 10:49 am

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

Rule #206

Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)

Thanks, April N.!

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11/04/2009 · 6:08 pm

Rule #205

Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

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11/03/2009 · 8:02 am

Monthly Archives: November 2009

Rule #213

Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.

Thanks, Jill K!

Rule #211

Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

Rule #210

Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.

Thank you, Kelley P.!

Rule #209

Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.

Thanks, April H!

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

Rule #206

Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)

Thanks, April N.!

Rule #205

Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

Rule #204

Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

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Monthly Archives: November 2009

Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.

Thanks, Jill K!

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Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.

Thanks, Sherri B.!

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Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

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Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.

Thank you, Kelley P.!

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Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.

Thanks, April H!

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Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

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Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)

Thanks, April N.!

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Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

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Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

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