Monthly Archives: April 2010

04/14/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #301

Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

Tagged as flammable, mean, meanest mommy, mom, neuter, no such thing as a dumb question, nuts, parenting, questions, rules, school age, urine

04/13/2010 · 7:18 am

Rule #300

Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as bedroom, boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

04/12/2010 · 7:30 am

Rule #299

Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!

Thanks, Terese R.!

3 Comments

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Tagged as blind date, date, dating, dinner, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, set-up, single parent

04/09/2010 · 7:22 am

Rule #298

Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.

Thanks, Melissa T.!

2 Comments

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Tagged as applesauce, bathe cats, cat, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/08/2010 · 7:39 am

Rule #297

Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.

Thanks Nancy S.!

Rule #296

Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because you smell something “weird.”

Thanks, Heather H.!

1 Comment

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Tagged as DVD player, insanity, lack of shower, pink lemonade, shower, socks, weird odors

04/06/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #295

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

3 Comments

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, I'm bored, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, timeout

04/05/2010 · 7:39 am

Rule #294

Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again.

Thanks, Adrienne C!

1 Comment

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Tagged as dustpan, gross, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/03/2010 · 8:22 am

Rule #293

Rule #293: Yes, I am serious. Just because Mommy uses a wheelchair does not make her a chair for your use everywhere we go.

Thanks, Christen B.!

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Tagged as chair, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, wheelchair

04/02/2010 · 7:14 am

Rule #292

Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.

Monthly Archives: April 2010

Rule #301

Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

Rule #300

Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #299

Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!

Thanks, Terese R.!

Rule #298

Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.

Thanks, Melissa T.!

Rule #297

Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.

Thanks Nancy S.!

Rule #296

Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because you smell something “weird.”

Thanks, Heather H.!

Rule #295

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

Rule #294

Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again.

Thanks, Adrienne C!

Rule #293

Rule #293: Yes, I am serious. Just because Mommy uses a wheelchair does not make her a chair for your use everywhere we go.

Thanks, Christen B.!

Rule #292

Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.

Thanks, Annamarie A!

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Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!

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Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.

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Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.

Thanks Nancy S.!

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Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because you smell something “weird.”

Thanks, Heather H.!

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Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

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Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again.

Thanks, Adrienne C!

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Rule #293: Yes, I am serious. Just because Mommy uses a wheelchair does not make her a chair for your use everywhere we go.

Thanks, Christen B.!

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Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.

Thanks, Annamarie A!

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