Category Archives: GC
Rule #18
Rule #18: Mommy appreciates your amazing flexibility, but she still must insist that you don’t lick the bottom of your shoes.
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Rule #15
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
Rule #13
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
Rule #12
Rule #12: When Mommy is in the laundry room for 30 seconds, that is not an invitation to pour her favorite fancy bubble bath in the sink, in the tub, in the toilet, on the floor, on the rug, and on your shirt and hands.
Rule #10
Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.
Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over?
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Rule #9
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
Filed under GC
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 