Category Archives: Guest rules

01/10/2010 · 8:51 pm

Rule #242

Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

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12/30/2009 · 9:27 am

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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12/28/2009 · 8:32 am

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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12/27/2009 · 12:32 pm

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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12/18/2009 · 9:31 am

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dinner, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, starving, trick or treat

12/16/2009 · 7:45 am

Rule #234

Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

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12/15/2009 · 8:38 am

Rule #233

Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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12/14/2009 · 8:22 am

Rule #232

Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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12/11/2009 · 2:24 pm

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #242

Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.

Thanks, Abby G.!

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

Rule #234

Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

Rule #233

Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #232

Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

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Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

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Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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