Category Archives: Guest rules

12/09/2009 · 5:12 pm

Rule #229

Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.

Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, car, key, locked out, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, teenager

12/08/2009 · 8:18 am

Rule #228

Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

2 Comments

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean, meanest mommy, mom, outside, parenting, preschooler, rules, snow

12/07/2009 · 8:38 am

Rule #227

Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.

Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, potty training, rules, shake, toddler

12/03/2009 · 2:25 pm

Rule #226

Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.

Thanks, Tanya S.!

6 Comments

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dinner, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, snack

12/02/2009 · 8:23 am

Rule #225

Rule #225: Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.

If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule.

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12/01/2009 · 8:23 am

Rule #224

Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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11/25/2009 · 12:16 pm

Rule #221

Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Rule #219

Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.

Thanks, Melissa S.!

Rule #218

Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.

Thanks, Tisa J.!

Rule #217

Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!

Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.

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Tagged as baby proof, husband, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, razor, rules, sharp, toddler

Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #229

Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.

Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?

Rule #228

Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

Rule #227

Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.

Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.

Rule #226

Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.

Thanks, Tanya S.!

Rule #225

Rule #225: Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.

If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule.

Rule #224

Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #221

Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Rule #219

Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.

Thanks, Melissa S.!

Rule #218

Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.

Thanks, Tisa J.!

Rule #217

Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!

Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.

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Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.

Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?

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Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.

Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.

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Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.

Thanks, Tanya S.!

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Rule #225: Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.

If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule.

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Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Share this:

Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Share this:

Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.

Thanks, Melissa S.!

Share this:

Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.

Thanks, Tisa J.!

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Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!

Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.

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