11/30/2009 · 8:50 am
Rule #223: Please do not rack the guests with the dog toys.
11/24/2009 · 8:03 am
Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.
10/29/2009 · 12:34 pm
Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.
10/28/2009 · 7:29 am
Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.
10/04/2009 · 11:37 am
Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.
Filed under SR
Tagged as daddy, drink, laundry, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rude, rules, school age, screaming
09/29/2009 · 7:21 am
Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.
This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.
09/16/2009 · 7:01 am
Rule #166: When Mommy reminded you to bring your leftover cold lunch home from school, she meant the uneaten food and the lunch box. She did not mean that half full juice box which is now all over your backpack, your take-home folder, your library book, and the van.
09/15/2009 · 7:03 am
Rule #165: It is really not polite to run over to a stranger’s table at McDonald’s and drink their beverage.
09/05/2009 · 7:52 pm
Rule #157: Please do not kiss the dog’s anus.
08/28/2009 · 7:37 am
Rule #150: No, you may not play Mario Kart until it’s time to go to school. It’s probably a good idea to get dressed and eat breakfast first.
Filed under OA, SR
Tagged as breakfast, get dressed, Mario Kart, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school, school age
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 