Tag Archives: Are you kidding me?
Rule #349
Rule #349: Yes, you must wipe EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Thanks to Robyn H. who made this rule in response to this conversation with her 5 year old son:
- Mom: Don’t forget to wipe this time, Son.
- Son: I already wiped last time.
- Mom: I know you wiped last time, but you still have to wipe this time too.
- Son: But I already did before.
- Mom: If you don’t wipe every time, you will get a rash. You HAVE TO WIPE EVERY TIME YOU GO!
- Son: Every DAY even?
- Mom: Yes, son…..every time you go…..every single day…….((sigh))
- Son: GEEZ…….
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #348
Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.
Thanks, Mary B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #342
Rule #342: Please do not drink from that sippy cup you found in our playset. In June. In 90 degree F temps. Especially when Mommy is screaming, “DON’T DRINK THAT! DON’T DRINK THAT!” But I guess that’s what they call “natural consequences.”
Filed under GC
Rule #341
Rule #341: No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not. If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.
Filed under OA
Rule #325
Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class.
Thanks, Carol M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #318
Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.
Filed under SR
Rule #315
Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.
Thanks, Beth T.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #314
Rule #314: It is not OK for you to have a temper tantrum when Mommy chooses to celebrate her 40th Birthday at a location other than your Cub Scout Pancake Dinner.
Thanks, Paula B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #307
Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.
Thanks, Natalie W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 