Tag Archives: gross

09/20/2010 · 6:56 am

Rule #383

Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

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Tagged as aim, bathroom, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, preschooler, rules

09/03/2010 · 7:35 am

Rule #374

Rule #374: When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don’t get on your hands and knees on the dirty floor, peek under the wall at the lady next door, and yell at the top of your lungs, “Eeewwwww!! It stinks in here!!” Also, please don’t encourage your little brother to join you in doing so.

Thanks, Katie A.

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Tagged as embarrassing, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, smelly, Wal-Mart

09/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #373

Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Kristina F.!

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Tagged as butt, gross, itchy, mean, meanest mommy, mom, new toothbrush, parenting, rules, scratch, toothbrush

09/01/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #372

Rule #372: Please refrain from wetting the watercolor paints by spitting on them.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, saliva, spit, watercolors

08/30/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #370

Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.

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Tagged as gross, lick, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, toddler, what are you licking?

08/27/2010 · 7:09 am

Rule #369

Rule #369: No armpits on the air conditioner blower. Even when you’re really hot.

Thanks, Bekki P.!

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Tagged as armpits, gross, hot, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sweaty

08/24/2010 · 7:40 am

Rule #367

Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.

Thanks, Warkenda C.!

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Tagged as cat, drink of water, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet

08/19/2010 · 6:53 am

Rule #364

Rule #364: Don’t touch the eggs!

Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies. 😦

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, eggs, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

07/13/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #353

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

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Tagged as garbage can, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, snack, trash

06/30/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #346

Rule #346: Please do not pee in the shower at the Y. And if you do, please do not announce it to the crabby old ladies there.

Thankfully, this was not my child. I just overheard this conversation between a 4 year old and her horrified mom.

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, YMCA