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03/14/2011 · 5:29 pm

Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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03/09/2011 · 7:36 am

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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02/25/2011 · 5:13 pm

Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.

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02/22/2011 · 7:23 am

Rule #426

Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please!

Thanks, Sabrina A.

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02/19/2011 · 1:32 pm

Rule #425

Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

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02/18/2011 · 7:46 am

Rule #424

Rule #424: It is never ok to put a blanket over your head while standing on your bed to “hide” from your brother… you may just end up going through the drywall and leaving a child sized hole in the wall.

Thanks, Amy O.

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02/16/2011 · 7:24 am

Rule #423

Rule #423: If the kid down the street is teasing your baby brother relentlessly, you should come home and inform me of it. Please do not get into an old school street rumble in which you (9 years old) and your 12 yr old sister gang up on the 8 yr old alleged bully, reducing him to tears, and sending him home to his mother. You should also not come home bragging that “another target has been neutralized.”

Thanks, Michelle C.

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02/13/2011 · 9:21 am

Rule #422

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

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02/03/2011 · 7:48 pm

Rule #421

Rule #421: There is nothing about drinking milk that requires a fork.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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01/31/2011 · 9:53 am

Rule #420

Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”

Thanks, Molly H.

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Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.

Rule #426

Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please!

Thanks, Sabrina A.

Rule #425

Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

Rule #424

Rule #424: It is never ok to put a blanket over your head while standing on your bed to “hide” from your brother… you may just end up going through the drywall and leaving a child sized hole in the wall.

Thanks, Amy O.

Rule #423

Thanks, Michelle C.

Rule #422

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

Rule #421

Rule #421: There is nothing about drinking milk that requires a fork.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

Rule #420

Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”

Thanks, Molly H.

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Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.

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Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please!

Thanks, Sabrina A.

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Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

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Rule #424: It is never ok to put a blanket over your head while standing on your bed to “hide” from your brother… you may just end up going through the drywall and leaving a child sized hole in the wall.

Thanks, Amy O.

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Thanks, Michelle C.

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Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

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Rule #421: There is nothing about drinking milk that requires a fork.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”

Thanks, Molly H.

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