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08/03/2010 · 11:29 am

Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

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Tagged as attempted kicking, kick, kicking, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, timeout

07/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

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Tagged as 911, daddy, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, phone, police, rules, work

07/27/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, baby, breastfeeding, breasts, embarrassing, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rude, rules

07/26/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #356

Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Thanks, Alicia E.!

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07/16/2010 · 5:38 pm

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

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Tagged as disrespectful, dog walking business, lemonade stand, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rude, rules, school age

07/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #354

Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

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Tagged as eyeball, fork, itch, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, scratch

07/13/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #353

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

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Tagged as garbage can, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, snack, trash

07/11/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #352

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Tagged as cat, golf ball, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, rules, toddler

07/09/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #351

Rule #351: The more you argue with mom, the more you will have to clean. Keeping arguing; the house will look great!

Thanks, Jessica T.!

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Tagged as argue, clean, clean house, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, teenager

07/07/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #350

Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.

Thanks, Gretchen H.!

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Tagged as fish, mean, meanest mommy, mom, over feed, parenting, rules

Tag Archives: mean

Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

Rule #356

Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Thanks, Alicia E.!

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

Rule #354

Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

Rule #353

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

Rule #352

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

Rule #351

Rule #351: The more you argue with mom, the more you will have to clean. Keeping arguing; the house will look great!

Thanks, Jessica T.!

Rule #350

Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.

Thanks, Gretchen H.!

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Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

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Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

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Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Thanks, Alicia E.!

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Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

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Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

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Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

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Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Rule #351: The more you argue with mom, the more you will have to clean. Keeping arguing; the house will look great!

Thanks, Jessica T.!

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Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.

Thanks, Gretchen H.!

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