05/06/2009 · 7:14 pm
Rule #83: Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…
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Screaming at the top of your lungs.
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Trying to escape and hide.
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Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.
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Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.
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Pulling down the bulletin board.
Filed under GC, SR
Tagged as bulletin board, library, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, puppets, rules, screaming, toddler
05/06/2009 · 11:24 am
Rule #82: Yes, it is round and full of water, but that does not make it a swimming pool.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
05/05/2009 · 12:58 pm
Rule #81: When I’m holding 80 pounds of groceries and I gently try to move you out of the way so I can get into the house to go pee and you fall over, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell people that I pushed you in the mud.
Thanks, Sherry B.!
05/04/2009 · 2:38 pm
Rule #80: Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.
04/30/2009 · 4:01 pm
Rule #77: Just because your 9 yr old sister says that the ants will kill you doesn’t make it true.
04/29/2009 · 12:53 pm
Rule #76: FYI to the toddler… It is not necessary for you to save up your absolute worst behavior for the following places: the airplane, the middle school band concert, and grandma’s.
Thanks, Teresa S.!
04/28/2009 · 10:10 pm
Rule #75: It is not ok to drop bits of leaves, pieces of twigs, pebbles, etc. down the bathroom sink just because “they’re small enough to fit in the hole, so it can’t clog!” (Mommy would explain the flaw in your reasoning, but she’s too busy plunging the drain right now.)
Thanks, Wendy W.!
04/28/2009 · 12:06 pm
Rule #74: When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.
Filed under GC, OA, SR
Tagged as 3rd grader, laundry, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, screaming, toddler
04/27/2009 · 1:01 pm
Rule #72: Mommy is happy to play cats with you, but she draws the line at “licking your fur.” Sorry, kid.
04/27/2009 · 12:10 am
Rule #71: Throwing a shoe at Mommy’s head is not a good way to welcome her home from her trip.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 