Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #59
Rule #59: When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.
I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #58
Rule #58: No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).
Filed under SR
Rule #57
Rule #57: You may not eat the candy that you find on the ground at the park. And when Mommy says, “SPIT IT OUT!” you are expected to obey & not just chew faster.
Thanks, Renee C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #56
Rule #56: Maybe you should get to know the electrician a little bit better before screaming, “I love you, Chad!!!!” over and over when he walks in the door.
Rule #55
Rule #55: 9 yr olds should not wear makeup to school. Especially on picture day.
(Mom approaches wielding a wet washcloth; much whining ensues…)
Filed under OA
Rule #53
Rule #53 (not really a rule; just something crazy I found myself saying today):
No, there are no pits in the brownies.
OMG, my kid thinks that brownies are a type of fruit or vegetable! Sigh.
Filed under SR
Rule #51
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This is for climbing…
And so is this…
But this is not…
And OMG, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!
Thanks to Whitney M. for the rule idea & for sharing her climbing baby picture.
Filed under GC, Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 