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12/29/2009 · 12:44 pm

Rule #238

Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

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11/25/2009 · 12:16 pm

Rule #221

Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Rule #211

Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

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10/23/2009 · 9:59 am

Rule #197

Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

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09/07/2009 · 9:19 am

Rule #158

Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.

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Tagged as carpet, gatorade, grape, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, napkin, parenting, rules, stain

08/02/2009 · 1:18 pm

Rule #136

Rule #136: Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Rule #133

Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.

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06/17/2009 · 10:49 am

Rule #110

Rule #110: Applesauce is not finger food. Neither is pudding, ice cream, yogurt, or oatmeal.

Thanks, Lauren C.!

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05/30/2009 · 2:09 pm

Rule #101

Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.

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04/09/2009 · 8:43 pm

Rule #37

Rule #37: Cornstarch is not a toy!

Thanks, Tanya S. for another entertaining guest rule!

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Tagged as cornstarch, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, professional carpet cleaners, rules

Tag Archives: messy

Rule #238

Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

Rule #221

Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Rule #211

Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

Rule #197

Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

Rule #158

Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.

Rule #136

Rule #136: Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.

Thanks, Becca W.!

Rule #133

Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.

Rule #110

Rule #110: Applesauce is not finger food. Neither is pudding, ice cream, yogurt, or oatmeal.

Thanks, Lauren C.!

Rule #101

Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.

Rule #37

Rule #37: Cornstarch is not a toy!

Thanks, Tanya S. for another entertaining guest rule!

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Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

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Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

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Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

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Rule #136: Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.

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Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.

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Rule #110: Applesauce is not finger food. Neither is pudding, ice cream, yogurt, or oatmeal.

Thanks, Lauren C.!

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Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.

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Rule #37: Cornstarch is not a toy!

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