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Rule #384

Rule #384:   When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.


Thanks, Wendy W.


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Rule #263

Rule #263:  When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.


Thanks, Irma C.!


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Rule #251

Rule #251:  When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head. 




Thanks, Melissa M.!


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Rule #238

Rule #238:  No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.


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Rule #221

Rule #221:  No wiping chocolate all over your legs.  It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

 

Thanks, Becca W.!

 

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Rule #211

Rule #211:  If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask.  Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.


Thanks, Christine Z.!


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Rule #197

Rule #197:  Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup.  And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.


Ketchup in the hair


Trying to look on the bright side here…  at least it’s not blood.


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