Tag Archives: parenting
Rule #265
Rule #265: When you choose a treat at the store, you can not turn around and ask me for a different treat because you changed your mind, AFTER you already ate the first treat you chose.
Thanks, Katie A.!
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Rule #264
Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.
Rule #263
Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.
Thanks, Irma C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #262
Rule #262: The green things in your nose are not peas.
Thanks, Sara G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #261
Rule #261: Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving. And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother. Mommy does not appreciate that.
Thanks, Mariel B.!
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Rule #260
Rule #260: Mommy is always right. But if you manage to find documented proof that what she said is not correct… Mommy was just testing you.
Thanks, Beth T.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #259
Rule #259: It is not necessary to write your name on your bed sheet. We know it is yours.
Thanks, Jennifer Z.!
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Rule #258
Rule #258: When I say, “Yes you may wait in the car, but do NOT open the doors,” it also means do not fold the seat down and jump out of the trunk to surprise me.
Thanks, Lynn S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #257
Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.
Thanks, Jill J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 