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Rule #153
Rule #153: It is not (nor will it ever be) okay to give the kittens a bath in the toilet.
Thanks, Sabbath! And I hope your kittens are okay. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #152
Rule #152: Please get ready after this game on Mario Kart. And when I say “after this game,” I mean next time there’s a short break. I do not care that you define “a game” as 4 races with 3 laps in each race. Or you can just PUSH PAUSE already!
Filed under OA
Rule #151
Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba): If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler. There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.
Filed under GC, Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #150
Rule #150: No, you may not play Mario Kart until it’s time to go to school. It’s probably a good idea to get dressed and eat breakfast first.
Rule #149
Rule #149: Flinging yogurt on the floor will cause a ban on all yogurt products and earn you a one way ticket to your room.
Thanks to Julie who has the distinct honor of being “the worst mommy ever” to her kids.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #148
Rule #148: No, you may not come into the bathroom when I am taking a shower to see if I want to pet that stupid tiny plastic dog.
Rule #147
Rule #147: Things you may not do at the Iowa State Fair:
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Run away from Mommy.
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Put the entire hard-boiled-egg-on-a-stick in your mouth at once.
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Rub sunscreen on Mommy’s shirt.
Thanks to Aunt Carrie & Cousin Waylon (& Carter Birch too) for the rules & for a fun time at the Iowa State Fair. We’re looking forward to you living closer.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #145
Rule #145: Please do not put that coin in your mouth. When swallowed, it becomes a very expensive penny!
Thanks, Tanya S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 