Tag Archives: parenting
Rule #60
Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.
Rule #59
Rule #59: When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.
I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #58
Rule #58: No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).
Filed under SR
Rule #57
Rule #57: You may not eat the candy that you find on the ground at the park. And when Mommy says, “SPIT IT OUT!” you are expected to obey & not just chew faster.
Thanks, Renee C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #56
Rule #56: Maybe you should get to know the electrician a little bit better before screaming, “I love you, Chad!!!!” over and over when he walks in the door.
Rule #55
Rule #55: 9 yr olds should not wear makeup to school. Especially on picture day.
(Mom approaches wielding a wet washcloth; much whining ensues…)
Filed under OA
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