04/04/2009 · 12:53 am
Rule #20: Mommy does not like this sort of thing….
- Mommy: Thanks for putting your clothes in the hamper.
- 4 yr old: WHATEVER!
- Mommy: Saying “Whatever” isn’t very nice.
- 4 yr old: Why not?
- Mommy: It means, “I don’t care about what you’re saying.”
- 4 yr old: But Mom, I DON’T care about what you’re saying.
Sigh.
04/03/2009 · 9:59 pm
Rule #19: Nothing good comes from you crawling around on the kitchen table.
04/03/2009 · 1:05 pm
Rule #18: Mommy appreciates your amazing flexibility, but she still must insist that you don’t lick the bottom of your shoes.
04/02/2009 · 8:22 pm
It’s not funny if your brother screams when you do it.
04/02/2009 · 11:40 am
Rule #16: Just because you hate the word “bacon” doesn’t mean that you can force other people to stop saying it.
04/01/2009 · 6:47 pm
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
04/01/2009 · 12:20 am
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
03/30/2009 · 8:24 pm
Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.
Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
03/30/2009 · 1:30 pm
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
03/26/2009 · 3:39 pm
Rule #8: Spitting in Daddy’s face is not funny. Ever.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 