Tag Archives: preschooler

Rule #395

Rule #395:  You are required to wear the costume/snow suit/dress up clothes for at least as long as it took me to get you dressed in it.


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Rule #383

Rule #383:  If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom.  You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.


Thanks, Jennifer E.!


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Rule #382

Rule #382:  Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.


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Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.


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Rule #357

Rule #357:  When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.


Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!


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Rule #356

Rule #356:  The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.


Thanks, Alicia E.!


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Rule #349

Rule #349:  Yes, you must wipe EVERY.  SINGLE.  TIME.



Thanks to Robyn H. who made this rule in response to this conversation with her 5 year old son:

  • Mom:  Don’t forget to wipe this time, Son.
  • Son:  I already wiped last time.
  • Mom:  I know you wiped last time, but you still have to wipe this time too.
  • Son:  But I already did before.
  • Mom:  If you don’t wipe every time, you will get a rash.  You HAVE TO WIPE EVERY TIME YOU GO!
  • Son:  Every DAY even?
  • Mom:  Yes, son…..every time you go…..every single day…….((sigh))
  • Son:  GEEZ…….


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Rule #343

Rule #343: Good grief, Child. When you ask for something and I say, “Yes!” please do not ask for it 85 more times in the 30 seconds it takes me to get it.


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Rule #338

Rule #338:  In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.


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Rule #335

Rule #335:  Please do not tattle on your brother for stealing your cup when he’s been strapped into the highchair for the last 15 minutes. (PS, Kid – I saw you hand it to him.)


Thanks, Betsy R.!


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