Tag Archives: preschooler
Rule #88
Rule #88: When Mommy says, “Please don’t poke your brother,” responding with “I didn’t poke him. That was a punch,” is not a good idea.
Filed under SR
Rule #87
Rule #87: Please do not write your unwanted opinion on your sister’s year-end Preschool Program invitation.
Preschool Rocks, er Sucks
Thanks, Kelly S. And my sincere apologies to Lizzie and her Preschool Program invite.
Filed under Guest rules
Mother’s Day Quiz
In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old. He brought this home from school today. Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those of you who know Meanest Mommy in real life will find this especially hilarious)….
Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz
1. Correct.
2. Wrong. It’s green.
3. Wrong and VERY wrong. Mac & cheese is fine, but I prefer pizza or filet mignon or ice cream or cake or french fries, making the idea that I don’t like junk food seem extremely silly.
4. Wrong. Meanest Mommy doesn’t like Adventureland and hasn’t been there in almost 20 years. Meanest Daddy takes the kids there sometimes. Is the 4 yr old getting us mixed up? Is he so excited to be at Adventureland that he doesn’t even know what grown-up is there with him?
5. The. Best. Answer. Ever. He doesn’t know a thing about Meanest Mommy, but at least he loves her. 🙂
Sean scored 2 for 5. He did so poorly that Olivia said, “Mom is this supposed to be about YOU? This doesn’t describe you AT ALL!” How does your kid score?
Rule #83
Rule #83: Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…
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Screaming at the top of your lungs.
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Trying to escape and hide.
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Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.
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Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.
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Pulling down the bulletin board.
Rule #81
Rule #81: When I’m holding 80 pounds of groceries and I gently try to move you out of the way so I can get into the house to go pee and you fall over, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell people that I pushed you in the mud.
Thanks, Sherry B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #80
Rule #80: Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.
Filed under SR
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 