Tag Archives: rules

11/05/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #407

Rule #407: When you ask Mommy the question, “Can you bring me some dangerous things, please?” she will always, always say, “No.” And it does not make any difference if you use your manners.

Thanks, Kristina F.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, danger, manners, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

11/04/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #406

Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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11/03/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #405

Rule #405: When Mommy says, “No, you may not have more candy tonight,” it is not a good idea to try to cram all the Tootsie Rolls into the toe of your fancy dress shoes.

Thanks, Chris S. (who wishes she had taken a picture of this one)

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11/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #404

Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Tagged as family pictures, mean, meanest mommy, middle finger, mom, parenting, preschooler, rude, rules

11/01/2010 · 10:33 am

Rule #403

Rule #403: Please wear underwear while washing the dishes.

Thanks, Joanna M.

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Tagged as dishes, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, underwear

10/25/2010 · 9:57 am

Rule #402

Rule #402: Please do not sing “I like big butts.” Loudly. At McDonald’s. At a large woman.

(Part II of this rule for the Meanest Mommies… Do not EVER let your child hear the song “I Like Big Butts.”)

Rule anonymously submitted.

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Tagged as big butts, embarrassing, I Like Big Butts, inappropriate, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

10/22/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #401

Rule #401: The five second rule does not apply to liquids. Please do not try to suck the milk out of the paper towels after Mommy has wiped it off the kitchen floor.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Tagged as 5 second rule, five second rule, gross, mean, meanest mommy, milk, mom, parenting, rules

10/21/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #400

Rule #400: Fifty pounds of bread flour does not belong in the family room.

Thanks, Danelle S.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, flour, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, OMG, parenting, rules, vaccuum

10/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #399

Rule #399: While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.

Thanks, Mia C.

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Tagged as clean the bathroom, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toilet, urinal

10/19/2010 · 7:36 am

Rule #398

Rule #398: It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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