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07/03/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #348

Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.

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07/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #347

Rule #347: Even though it’s summertime and you don’t have to go anywhere, please do not beg for a snow cone at 9 am when I have to leave for work. Furthermore, don’t pout and be ugly when I say no. My paycheck is what pays for your snow cones!

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Rule #356

Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

Rule #354

Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

Rule #353

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Rule #352

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Rule #351

Rule #351: The more you argue with mom, the more you will have to clean. Keeping arguing; the house will look great!

Rule #350

Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.

Rule #349

Rule #349: Yes, you must wipe EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Rule #348

Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.

Rule #347

Rule #347: Even though it’s summertime and you don’t have to go anywhere, please do not beg for a snow cone at 9 am when I have to leave for work. Furthermore, don’t pout and be ugly when I say no. My paycheck is what pays for your snow cones!

Tag Archives: rules

Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Rule #351: The more you argue with mom, the more you will have to clean. Keeping arguing; the house will look great!

Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.

Rule #349: Yes, you must wipe EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.

Rule #347: Even though it’s summertime and you don’t have to go anywhere, please do not beg for a snow cone at 9 am when I have to leave for work. Furthermore, don’t pout and be ugly when I say no. My paycheck is what pays for your snow cones!