Tag Archives: rules
Rule #233
Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #232
Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.
Thanks, Betsy R.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #231
Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.
Rule #230
Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Stacie K.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #229
Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.
Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?
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Rule #228
Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #227
Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.
Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #226
Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #225
Rule #225: Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.
If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule.
Filed under Guest rules
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