Tag Archives: rules
Rule #108
Rule #108: No, you may not have a doughnut for your sister’s birthday since your sister is in Massachusetts. (In other words, the Birthday Girl must be in the same state as you to enable birthday treat provision.)
Thanks, Shannon M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #107
Rule #107: No, you may NOT have a hug while I’m pooping.
Thanks, Tanya S. And here’s another where I’m glad there’s no picture. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #106
Rule #106: No throwing a giant fit when we get a brand-new-super-fancy-DVD-playing minivan because now there’s nowhere good to put your paperback book.
Filed under OA
Rule #105
Rule #105: Please stop playing your Nintendo DS when we are at the playground.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #104
Rule #104: Don’t draw on your penis.
Thanks, Lauren C. And thanks for not sending us a picture! 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #103
Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
Wahhh –I crashed to the ground…. Ow!
Apparently mountains are dangerous for kids, too!”
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #102
Rule #102: No, you may not have ice cream and a rice krispie treat for breakfast.
Filed under SR
Rule #101
Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.
Filed under GC
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 