Tag Archives: rules
Rule #98
Rule #98: Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.
Filed under GC
Rule #97
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #96
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #95
Rule #95: You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.
Filed under OA
Rule #94
Rule #94: If you get grounded, I can and WILL post messages to your Facebook wall telling your friends all about it.
Thanks to Jessica T. for the rule and the actual Facebook post. Man, you are mean! 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #93
Rule #93: Please do not drink from the straw after you’ve already stuck it up your nose.
Filed under SR
Rule #91
Rule #91: When we are waiting at the hair salon, please don’t squirt stuff out of all the bottles.
Filed under SR
Rule #90
Rule #90: Don’t eat while you’re walking with animals between your legs.
Thanks, Jodi R. I’m hoping you’ll come on & decipher this one. What in the world does this mean? 😉
Filed under Uncategorized
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 