Tag Archives: school age
Rule #381
Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #355
Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.
Rule #341
Rule #341: No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not. If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.
Filed under OA
Rule #338
Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
Rule #334
Rule #334: When I am driving and you want to show me something, please do not yell at me to “pause” the car. It’s a car, not a video game!
Thanks, Jodi R.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #318
Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.
Filed under SR
Rule #308
Rule #308: If you have to go to the bathroom during recess, please just ask the teacher if you can go inside. Its not OK to pee on the playground.
Thanks, Jill C.!
Filed under Guest rules
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