Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Rule #322
Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.
Thanks, Beth K.!
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Rule #321
Rule #321: When we are in public and you find a pair of underwear in your coat pocket, please don’t whip them out and yell, “I FOUND THEM!” in a triumphant voice and then attempt to put them on over your jeans.
Thanks, Claire!
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Rule #320
Rule #320: When you have a double ear infection and can’t stand on the floor without falling over, it is not the best time to stand on the seat of your bike and let go of the handles to jump up and down. Please sit down.
Thanks, Meaghann B.!
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Happy Mother’s Day 2010
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there! And thanks to my own mom for raising me into the Meanest Mommy in the whole wide world. I wish you all a day free of whining and complaining and a day where you are appreciated like you should be. Now go hug your kids!
Rule #318
Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.
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Rule #317
Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.
Thanks, Ami S.!
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Rule #316
Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.
Thanks, Lexi D.!
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Rule #315
Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.
Thanks, Beth T.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 