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09/28/2010 · 7:20 am

Rule #387

Rule #387: It is not OK to try to have a conversation with me while I brush my teeth, then get mad when you can’t understand what I said.

Thanks, Chrissey P.

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09/27/2010 · 2:22 pm

Rule #386

Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.

Thanks, “Chase.”

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09/24/2010 · 9:22 am

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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09/22/2010 · 9:48 am

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

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09/20/2010 · 6:56 am

Rule #383

Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

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09/15/2010 · 7:47 am

Rule #381

Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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09/14/2010 · 7:07 am

Rule #380

Rule #380: You may not lock Mommy out of the house. And, while I appreciate that you enjoy your fairy tales, when I demand that you open the door, it is totally inappropriate to respond, “Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”

Thanks, Robyn H.!

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09/13/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #379

Rule #379: Licking a pickle does not count as dinner, and therefore, does not make you eligible for dessert.

Thanks, Mike P.!

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09/10/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #378

Rule #378: When I ask you, “What are you supposed to be doing?” the right answer will never be, “Playing with my privates.”

Thanks, Melissa T.

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09/09/2010 · 6:53 am

Rule #377

Rule #377: Perhaps I should have been more clear. You can’t even stick the fork in your OWN eye.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #387

Rule #387: It is not OK to try to have a conversation with me while I brush my teeth, then get mad when you can’t understand what I said.

Thanks, Chrissey P.

Rule #386

Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.

Thanks, “Chase.”

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

Rule #383

Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

Rule #381

Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.

Thanks, Michelle C.

Rule #380

Rule #380: You may not lock Mommy out of the house. And, while I appreciate that you enjoy your fairy tales, when I demand that you open the door, it is totally inappropriate to respond, “Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”

Thanks, Robyn H.!

Rule #379

Rule #379: Licking a pickle does not count as dinner, and therefore, does not make you eligible for dessert.

Thanks, Mike P.!

Rule #378

Rule #378: When I ask you, “What are you supposed to be doing?” the right answer will never be, “Playing with my privates.”

Thanks, Melissa T.

Rule #377

Rule #377: Perhaps I should have been more clear. You can’t even stick the fork in your OWN eye.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Rule #387: It is not OK to try to have a conversation with me while I brush my teeth, then get mad when you can’t understand what I said.

Thanks, Chrissey P.

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Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.

Thanks, “Chase.”

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Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

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Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

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Rule #381: When your teacher asks you to write a journal entry about what you would buy if money were no object, please do not respond by writing that you would buy a cage for the kid who sits next to you and a lot of raw meat to feed him.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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Rule #380: You may not lock Mommy out of the house. And, while I appreciate that you enjoy your fairy tales, when I demand that you open the door, it is totally inappropriate to respond, “Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”

Thanks, Robyn H.!

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Rule #379: Licking a pickle does not count as dinner, and therefore, does not make you eligible for dessert.

Thanks, Mike P.!

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Rule #378: When I ask you, “What are you supposed to be doing?” the right answer will never be, “Playing with my privates.”

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Rule #377: Perhaps I should have been more clear. You can’t even stick the fork in your OWN eye.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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