11/22/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.
11/17/2010 · 7:23 am
Rule #410: You are not allowed to say loudly “Be sure you don’t drink ALL of that wine before Thanksgiving! Save some for our guests!” as I’m loading several bottles of wine into the grocery cart.
Thanks, Jenn C.
11/15/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.
Thanks, Allyson B.
11/11/2010 · 7:58 am
Rule #408: When Mommy and Daddy are considering selling our house that happens to have a crack running along the floor of the garage, it is NOT appropriate to ask, “Mommy, are we going to sell the crack house?” LOUDLY. At swim lessons. In front of 20 other mommies. If Mommy has to go to jail, I will no longer be available to drive you to swim lessons. Thanks for your cooperation.
Thanks, Katie L.
11/05/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #407: When you ask Mommy the question, “Can you bring me some dangerous things, please?” she will always, always say, “No.” And it does not make any difference if you use your manners.
Thanks, Kristina F.
11/04/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.
Thanks, Vicki F.
11/03/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #405: When Mommy says, “No, you may not have more candy tonight,” it is not a good idea to try to cram all the Tootsie Rolls into the toe of your fancy dress shoes.
Thanks, Chris S. (who wishes she had taken a picture of this one)
11/02/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…
Thanks, Robyn H.
11/01/2010 · 10:33 am
Rule #403: Please wear underwear while washing the dishes.
Thanks, Joanna M.
10/25/2010 · 9:57 am
Rule #402: Please do not sing “I like big butts.” Loudly. At McDonald’s. At a large woman.
(Part II of this rule for the Meanest Mommies… Do not EVER let your child hear the song “I Like Big Butts.”)
Rule anonymously submitted.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 